21, France not french. Light goth, medieval, renaissance, fairies, unseelie mostly, dark art, dark magic, european, old school, bitching, cray cray, hot and handsome men, dogs... vintage, feminism, atheism and philosophical stuff. Fun stuff when I find it, and things about my favorite shows :) Can find some depression posts on occasion.

My love life is so in the toilet, and my singletude so powerful, I jinx future possible relationships with guys just by thinking about them. 

I’ll never inspire the best in someone. 

It’d be super fucking awesome if the landlord called me to come over and sign the fucking lease because it turns out that I can’t even laugh at a hitler parody in peace here, without being told to go laugh somewhere else. 

I hate cats

I can’t believe i’m a bit jealous of my friends’ daydream girl.

No one will ever daydream about me.

No one will ever admire me.

Man this guy is exactly like my dad, can’t remember if he’s seen an episode or not. He can’t believe that I can recognize an episode I’ve already seen from  a frame or 2 seconds of footage. Dude I can even recognize with pure audio. 

Bitch don’t you question my super series watching training. 


Well said.



i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.